Facebook Status: It hurts when you go to unfriend someone, only to find they’ve beaten you to it!

Facebook Status: Wherever there is a human being, there is an opportunity for a kindness. – Lucius Annaeus Seneca.

Facebook Status: To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

Facebook Status: There is no life on earth without water. Because without water, there is no coffee. And without coffee, I’ll kill you all.

Facebook Status: I cannot be held responsible for what my face does when other people talk.

Facebook Status: When I was a kid, I slept with a nightlight to keep away monsters who were scared of small, low wattage light-bulbs.