• WhatsApp Status: Never look down on anybody unless you’re helping them up.

  • WhatsApp Status: Doing nothing is very hard to do. How do you know when you’re finished?

  • WhatsApp Status: Never steal – the government hates competition.

  • WhatsApp Status: When your cell phone battery is on one per cent, anyone who sends a message or calls immediately becomes the enemy.

  • WhatsApp Status: Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it.

  • WhatsApp Status: Treat each day as if it were your last; one day, you’ll be right.