WhatsApp Status: You’ll always run into your ex when you’re wandering around the shops in your pyjamas, looking for junk food. Never when you’re looking fly.

WhatsApp Status: The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least.

WhatsApp Status: Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

WhatsApp Status: Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now’.

WhatsApp Status: The sky isn’t always blue. The sun doesn’t always shine. So, it’s okay to fall apart sometimes.

WhatsApp Status: A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge.