WhatsApp Status: Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now’.

WhatsApp Status: The sky isn’t always blue. The sun doesn’t always shine. So, it’s okay to fall apart sometimes.

WhatsApp Status: A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge.

WhatsApp Status: I’m not good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

WhatsApp Status: Love your enemies – it’ll confuse them.

WhatsApp Status: That awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the face.