WhatsApp Status: The trouble with being punctual is that nobody is there to appreciate it.

WhatsApp Status: 10. I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED.

WhatsApp Status: I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

WhatsApp Status: I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.

WhatsApp Status: I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

WhatsApp Status: A life without mistakes is like an education without books.