WhatsApp Status: Life is short – chat fast!

WhatsApp Status: I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?

WhatsApp Status: I’m in desperate need of a six-month vacation … twice a year.

WhatsApp Status: I don’t need a hair stylist; my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

WhatsApp Status: Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my WhatsApp status.

WhatsApp Status: I’m not arguing – I’m simply trying to explaining why I’m right.