WhatsApp Status: I’m on the ‘starts tomorrow’ diet.

WhatsApp Status: Life is short, so don’t waste it reading my WhatsApp statuses.

WhatsApp Status: Nothing ruins a Friday more than realising that it’s only Tuesday.

WhatsApp Status: How come the only normal people are the ones I don’t know very well?

WhatsApp Status: I wonder what happens when the doctor’s wife eats an apple a day?

WhatsApp Status: A celebrity is someone who works hard all their life to become known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised.