WhatsApp Status: Attitude is like a magnet – what you think is what you attract.

WhatsApp Status: We all have that friend who says “I’ll be there around 7” and then shows up around 9.

WhatsApp Status: A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you can’t go anywhere until you change it.

WhatsApp Status: I used to like my neighbours…until they put a password on their Wi-Fi.

WhatsApp Status: Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are overweight.

WhatsApp Status: I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.