WhatsApp Status: I’m in desperate need of a 6 month vacation… twice a year.

WhatsApp Status: Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.

WhatsApp Status: I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

WhatsApp Status: Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

WhatsApp Status: The Earth without “Art” is just “Eh”.

WhatsApp Status: Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my WhatsApp status…