WhatsApp Status: When your cellphone battery is on 1% anyone who sends a message or calls immediately becomes the enemy.

WhatsApp Status: Treat each day as your last; one day you’ll be right.

WhatsApp Status: If there is watermelon why isn’t there firemelon and airmelon and earthmelon? You know…the elemelons.

WhatsApp Status: Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.

WhatsApp Status: When I was born I was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

WhatsApp Status: Monday is one of my favourite days of the week. My 7th favourite day.