Facebook Status: Dreams are the answers to questions that we haven’t yet figured out how to ask.

Facebook Status: Tetris taught me that when you try to fit, in you’ll disappear.

Facebook Status: The best can’t find you until you put the worst behind you.

Facebook Status: Parallel lines have so much in common – it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

Facebook Status: I’m not addicted to Facebook. I only use it when I have time: lunch-time, break-time, bed-time, off-time, any time, all the time.

Facebook Status: When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.