Facebook Status: Line-dancing was originally invented by people waiting in line for the bathroom.

Facebook Status: Asking dumb questions is easier than correcting dumb mistakes.

Facebook Status: I’d like to help you out – which way did you come in?

Facebook Status: My favourite mythical creature: an honest politician.

Facebook Status: One day, your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Facebook Status: Fairy tales are more than true. Not because they tell us that dragons exist but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten. – Neil Gaiman.