Facebook Status: I forgot to work out today. That’s five years in a row!

Facebook Status: LIKE if you hate it when someone tags you in a photo you look horrible in because they happen to look so good in it.

Facebook Status: I tried being awesome today, but I was just so tired from being awesome yesterday.

Facebook Status: If something’s not going right, try left.

Facebook Status: Keep calm and know Google can help you find a way to fix almost every problem. If not, it will tell you who can fix it.

Facebook Status: Most people have more than the international average number of arms.