Facebook Status: Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed it.

Facebook Status: Bought some batteries for my children as gift and stuck a note on it saying: ‘Toys not included.’

Facebook Status: They say you only live once. If you live like I do, once is enough.

Facebook Status: The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth.

Facebook Status: Instead of focusing on what’s missing, learn to appreciate what’s there.

Facebook Status: One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure.