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Facebook Status: Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow; it empties today of its strength.

Facebook Status: Money doesn’t bring happiness, but shopping might.

Facebook Status: If Cinderella’s glass shoe fit so perfectly, why did it fall off in the first place?

Facebook Status: The sole purpose of a child’s middle name is so they can tell when they’re really in trouble.

Facebook Status: Why do people believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?