Facebook Status: Strong is the new beautiful.

Facebook Status: My life isn’t perfect, but it does have perfect moments.

Facebook Status: How did the Easter Bunny get a permit to visit millions of houses while the rest of us were stuck in lockdown?

Facebook Status: Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone, so moving my seat won’t help. Sincerely, Student.

Facebook Status: Which song annoys you every time you hear it? I’ll go first, Rebecca Black’s ‘Friday’ is like nails on a chalkboard.

Facebook Status: Life doesn’t give you what you want. It gives you what you work for.