Facebook Status: Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.

Facebook Status: Let’s play a game: name a superpower you’d love to have and the next person will need to tell you your weakness.

Facebook Status: To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the loving cup, whenever you’re wrong, admit it and whenever you’re right, shut up. – Ogden Nash.

Facebook Status: Never interrupt your opponent while he’s making a mistake.

Facebook Status: Please don’t invited me on your hike. I get enough exercise pushing my luck.

Facebook Status: With all of the statuses out there about hustling, don’t forget to take a breath and be proud of how far you’ve come.