Facebook Status: Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Facebook Status: LIKE if you sing in the shower.

Facebook Status: Work hard in silence; let success make the noise.

Facebook Status: LIKE if you consider yourself lucky.

Facebook Status: Distance doesn’t matter if two hearts are loyal to each other.

Facebook Status: Some people are like Slinkies – not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.