Facebook Status: Ten years ago, we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Johnny Cash. Now we have no Jobs, no Hope, and no Cash.

Facebook Status: A celebrity is someone who works hard all their life to become known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised.

Facebook Status: My keyboard needs a removable crumb tray like a toaster.

Facebook Status: Isn’t it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when we look back, everything is different?

Facebook Status: I don’t have a bad handwriting – I have my own font.

Facebook Status: I have stopped counting the days – I now make every day count.