Facebook Status: My favourite movie of all time is [insert your favourite movie]. What’s yours?

Facebook Status: Everybody wants happiness and nobody wants pain, but you can’t have a rainbow without a little rain.

Facebook Status: The first five days after the weekend are always hard.

Facebook Status: I tried being normal once. Most boring hour of my life.

Facebook Status: That moment when you try talking to someone you’re attracted to, and you say ‘GFBLQRINABAH’ instead of ‘I’m good, thanks!”

Facebook Status: I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.