Facebook Status: A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Facebook Status: Unicorns do exist – they’re just fat, grey and we call them rhinos.

Facebook Status: People’s words affect you only as much as you let them.

Facebook Status: The beginning of success is to be different; the beginning of failure is to be the same.

Facebook Status: A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised.

Facebook Status: Isn’t it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when we look back, everything is different.