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Facebook Status: Just finished deleting some friends on Facebook – if you can read this then you got lucky.

Facebook Status: That awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the damn face.

Facebook Status: Love is like fire. It can warm your heart, but it can also burn your house down.

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Facebook Status: What do children know or do better than adults?