Facebook Status: Always remember, It has to be dark for the stars to appear.

Facebook Status: I always wonder if someone somewhere is doing the same exact thing as I AM.

Facebook Status: Just finished deleting some friends on Facebook, if you can read this then you got lucky.

Facebook Status: I’m the kind of person who bumps into inanimate objects and says “Oops, I’m sorry”.

Facebook Status: I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.

Facebook Status: I have stopped counting the days, I now make everyday count.