WhatsApp Status: Don’t be afraid to step on people. Mario made a career out of it.

WhatsApp Status: Trust is like an eraser. It gets smaller with every mistake you make.

WhatsApp Status: Not smoking also leads to death.

WhatsApp Status: I wonder what happens when the doctor’s wife eats an apple a day.

WhatsApp Status: My phone doesn’t allow me text or call due to low battery, but it has enough battery to keep screaming “Low battery! Low battery!”

WhatsApp Status: Mosquitos are like family. Annoying, but they carry your blood.