WhatsApp Status: Monday is like a maths problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, and divide the happiness.

WhatsApp Status: I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

WhatsApp Status: I saw a shampoo with the title “rich-looking.” So I washed my purse.

WhatsApp Status: I don’t have bad handwriting, I have my own font.

WhatsApp Status: I could talk about myself for hours. But the second someone asks me to tell them a little bit about myself? I can’t even remember my name.

WhatsApp Status: A life without mistakes is like an education without books