WhatsApp Status: That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that spellcheck has no suggestions.

WhatsApp Status: I don’t have bad handwriting – I have my own font.

WhatsApp Status: Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

WhatsApp Status: Woke up and chose peace today. Peace lasted until about 9:15am when someone breathed near me wrong.

WhatsApp Status: My mood is entirely dependent on how recently I’ve eaten and nobody warned me this is what adulthood would be.

WhatsApp Status: Just talked myself out of a purchase. This is character development. Please acknowledge it.