WhatsApp Status: A bank is a place that will lend you money, but only if you can prove that you don’t need it.

WhatsApp Status: Hey there, WhatsApp is using me.

WhatsApp Status: Monday is like a maths problem – add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, and divide the happiness.

WhatsApp Status: I tried to lose weight but it keeps finding me.

WhatsApp Status: That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that spellcheck has no suggestions.

WhatsApp Status: I don’t have bad handwriting – I have my own font.