WhatsApp Status: I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

WhatsApp Status: Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer.

WhatsApp Status: Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

WhatsApp Status: I tried to lose weight but it keeps finding me.

WhatsApp Status: Does my idea sound as good as it did yesterday? Or am I just perpetually plagued by self-doubt?

WhatsApp Status: I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them.