WhatsApp Status: I’m that friend who shows up with snacks, no advice and zero judgement. Book me early.

WhatsApp Status: My villain origin story is being put on hold for 45 minutes and then disconnected.

WhatsApp Status: Just said ‘you too’ when someone said happy birthday to me. Packed my bags. Moving countries.

WhatsApp Status: Confidence level today: sent the voice note without listening back. Living dangerously.

WhatsApp Status: Asked AI to describe me in three words. It said ‘work in progress.’ We are not speaking.

WhatsApp Status: My laptop has been updating for 4 hours. I have aged visibly. We are both struggling.