Facebook Status: I’ve never felt quite as motivated as I did the first time Eminem released ‘Lose Yourself’.

Facebook Status: Have I told you lately that you’re awesome?

Facebook Status: You have three choices in life: give in, give up, or give it your all.

Facebook Status: Tonight, I’m gonna have myself a real good time and avoid everyone within a 5km radius.

Facebook Status: I just want less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.

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