Facebook Status: The only time I update my status is when I have time: lunch-time, break-time, off-time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.

Facebook Status: All my life, I thought air was free until I bought a bag of chips.

Facebook Status: LIKE if you push the elevator button more than once.

Facebook Status: My favourite movie of all time is [insert your favourite movie]. What’s yours?

Facebook Status: Everybody wants happiness and nobody wants pain, but you can’t have a rainbow without a little rain.

Facebook Status: The first five days after the weekend are always hard.