Facebook Status: One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Facebook Status: Families are like a bar of chocolate, mostly sweet with a few nuts…

Facebook Status: Follow your dreams. Unless it’s a person, apparently that is called stalking.

Facebook Status: The first 5 days after the weekend are always hard.

Facebook Status: That moment when you try talking to someone you’re hot for and you say GFBLQRINABAH instead of “I’m good thanks!”

Facebook Status: I forgot to work out today. That’s 5 years in a row!