Facebook Status: Line dancing was originally invented by women waiting in line for the bathroom.

Facebook Status: Back in 5 minutes (If not, read this status again).

Facebook Status: It hurts when you go to unfriend someone and you find they’ve beat you to it!

Facebook Status: Keep calm and know Google can help you find a way to fix almost every problem. If not it will tell you who can fix it.

Facebook Status: I wish I had ‘Google’ in my mind and ‘Antivirus’ in my heart…

Facebook Status: Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.